{"id":369,"date":"2009-01-10T03:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/clients.chrisvanpatten.com\/theatreaficionado.com\/2009\/01\/my-own-limerick.html"},"modified":"2009-01-10T03:17:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T07:17:00","slug":"my-own-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"My Own Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/web.mac.com\/milesmandwelle\/iWeb\/Site\/%5Bhome%5D.html\">Miles<\/a> has an uncanny ability to create a limerick off the top of his head. Well, I now have the distinct honor of being the subject of my very own. Here it is:<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man from Westchester<br \/>Whose ambitions did fever and fester<br \/>He drank his White Russians<br \/>With the best of the lushes<br \/>And proceeded to pluck out his chest hair!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Miles has an uncanny ability to create a limerick off the top of his head. Well, I now have the distinct honor of being the subject of my very own. Here it is: There once was a man from WestchesterWhose ambitions did fever and festerHe drank his White RussiansWith the best of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/?p=369\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Own Limerick<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1957],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}