{"id":43,"date":"2008-02-04T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T18:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/clients.chrisvanpatten.com\/theatreaficionado.com\/2008\/02\/an-all-that-chat-survey-the-play-edition.html"},"modified":"2010-06-16T02:12:22","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T06:12:22","slug":"an-all-that-chat-survey-the-play-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"An &#8216;All That Chat&#8217; survey&#8230;the Play Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. The first play I ever saw on Broadway was <em>Noises Off! <\/em>(July 9, 2002)<br \/>2. The play I would most like to see would be the original companies of <em>Who&#8217;s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Death of a Salesman, Long Day&#8217;s Journey Into Night, Noises Off <\/em>(NY &amp; London; for Pat Routledge and Dottie Loudon), <em>West Side Waltz, The Glass Menagerie, The Lion in Winter <\/em>and probably a slew of others&#8230;<br \/>3. The play I would most like to see again is <em>The Pillowman, The Lieutenant of Inishmore, <\/em>the revival of <em>Journey&#8217;s End. <\/em>Still running&#8230;? <em>AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY!!!!<\/em><br \/>4. The play I never want to see again is <em>Romeo and Juliet <\/em>(sorry kids, just don&#8217;t care for it; <em>West Side Story <\/em>on the other hand&#8230;)<br \/>5. The best performance in a Broadway play by a woman I\u2019ve ever seen is&#8230; wow this is tough. I&#8217;ve seen Cherry in <em>Doubt, <\/em>Kathleen in <em>Who&#8217;s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, <\/em>Frances de la Tour in <em>The History Boys <\/em>and Judy Kaye in <em>Souvenir<\/em>; however, I&#8217;m going to go with Jayne Houdyshell in <em>Well<\/em>. (Though the previous divas are all a decimal point away from the title).<br \/>6. The best performance in a Broadway play by a man I\u2019ve ever seen is Bill Irwin in <em>Who&#8217;s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? <\/em>(honorable mentions to Stark Sands in <em>Journey&#8217;s End, <\/em>Zeljko Ivanek in <em>The Pillowman, <\/em>Brian F. O&#8217;Byrne in <em>Doubt<\/em>).<br \/>7. The person I wish they never cast was David Barbour in <em>Virginia Woolf<\/em>. The person they should have cast was Billy Crudup.<br \/>8. My favorite Broadway staging of a play was <em>The Pillowman<\/em>.<br \/>9. The line that always brings a lump to my throat is &#8211; &#8220;I am, George, I am.&#8221;<br \/>10. The stupidest line I\u2019ve ever heard is&#8230; hm, I&#8217;ll fill this in if I can think of something that bad&#8230;<br \/>11. The first play I had to go back and see twice was the revival of <em>Who&#8217;s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?<\/em><br \/>12. The first play I ever walked out of was &#8211; I have never walked out of a show.<br \/>13. The most under praised and overly deserving play in my opinion is <em>Coram Boy.<\/em><br \/>14. The most overly praised and under deserving show in my opinion is <em>The History Boys. <\/em>I mean, I liked it; but, <em>The Lieutenant of Inishmore<\/em> was a much more satisfying play.<br \/>15. The line or monologue you&#8217;re most likely to quote in every day life: &#8220;Life is a banquet and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death!&#8221; <em>Auntie Mame<\/em>.<br \/>16. If I could recast any role in a current Broadway play with a performer of the past it would be Uta Hagen as Violet in <em>August: Osage County, <\/em>Laurette Taylor in <em>Doubt, <\/em>young Kim Stanley or Barbara Bel Geddes in <em>Proof.<\/em><br \/>17. If I could recast current actor in a Broadway play that was before their time it would be Cherry Jones in <em>The Little Foxes <\/em>(with Vicki Clark as Birdie); Margaret Colin in <em>Long Day&#8217;s Journey Into Night, <\/em>Harriet Harris in <em>The Desk Set <\/em>or <em>Come Back, Little Sheba, <\/em>Mary Louise Parker in <em>Mary, Mary. <\/em><br \/>18. The show they should never change a word of because it is already perfect is <em>Long Day&#8217;s Journey Into Night<\/em>. They&#8217;ve already tampered with <em>Virginia Woolf?<\/em><br \/>19. The show I&#8217;d most like to get my hands on and rewrite is <em>Well<\/em>.<br \/>20. The role I was born to play on Broadway is any acerbic and witty wisecracking sidekick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. The first play I ever saw on Broadway was Noises Off! (July 9, 2002)2. The play I would most like to see would be the original companies of Who&#8217;s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Death of a Salesman, Long Day&#8217;s Journey Into Night, Noises Off (NY &amp; London; for Pat Routledge and Dottie Loudon), West &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/?p=43\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An &#8216;All That Chat&#8217; survey&#8230;the Play Edition<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":955,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions\/955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}