{"id":434,"date":"2009-04-07T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T00:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/clients.chrisvanpatten.com\/theatreaficionado.com\/2009\/04\/is-it-too-early-for-a-christmas-wishlist.html"},"modified":"2009-04-07T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T00:08:00","slug":"is-it-too-early-for-a-christmas-wishlist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/?p=434","title":{"rendered":"Is it too early for a Christmas wishlist?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa Claus,<\/p>\n<p>While I have doubted your existence since I read &#8220;Calvin and Hobbes&#8221; at the age of eight, I still put this feeler out to you in my mid-20s. All I want for Christmas is one of these:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwJtFy8OUME\/SdvrWn734mI\/AAAAAAAAAKs\/vfMhz_CT31A\/s1600-h\/1600+Pennsylvania+Avenue.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_QwJtFy8OUME\/SdvrWn734mI\/AAAAAAAAAKs\/vfMhz_CT31A\/s400\/1600+Pennsylvania+Avenue.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322106158578131554\" \/><\/a>&#8216;<\/p>\n<p>Your loving nephew,<br \/>Patrick<\/p>\n<p>Okay not really, but I still want this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa Claus, While I have doubted your existence since I read &#8220;Calvin and Hobbes&#8221; at the age of eight, I still put this feeler out to you in my mid-20s. All I want for Christmas is one of these: &#8216; Your loving nephew,Patrick Okay not really, but I still want this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3871,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1614],"class_list":["post-434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-1600-pennsylvania-avenue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatreaficionado.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}