Quote of the Day

BEST ACTRESS IN A PLAY

The race is between two tigers: Deanna Dunagan, the bitchy mother in “August,” and Amy Morton, her equally bitchy daughter. I give the edge to Dunagan, though a tie is possible.

If Morton pulls off an upset, I bet she leans over to Dunagan and hisses: “I told you to eat that f – – – ing fish, bitch.”

– Michael Riedel, that vociferously read and reviled NY Post columnist, making his Tony picks