What Were They Thinking…?

Oh kids. This is too awful and hilarious (awfully hilarious…hilariously awful…?) not to share.

“He Got It in the Ear”

Rockabye Hamlet is the notorious flop rock opera adaptation of, yeah, you guessed it. (The setting: a Rock concert). A rare Canadian musical import, the show was originally commissioned for radio under the title Kronberg 1582. With direction from Gower Champion, of all people, it played 7 performances at the Minskoff in 1976 and featured Beverly d’Angelo in her sole Broadway appearance to date as Ophelia. Larry Marshall was Hamlet (fortunately for him, he followed this immediately with the role of Sportin’ Life in the acclaimed ’76 revival of Porgy and Bess) and none other than Meat Loaf played a supporting part as a Priest. This number is how they chose to adapt the famed play within a play. Honeybelle is played by Judy Gibson.

I dare you to listen to the whole thing.

Let’s See What Happens

So here’s a project for the mere fun of it, kids. Put together your solo album. For the conceit of it all, let’s pretend money is no option (if you want a guest or two) and we all have ridiculous six octave voices that could do everything we can imagine vocally. First off, you can’t just throw it together with your favorite songs; (though obviously that’s sort of what will happen). But there must be some sort of cohesion and sense to the choices you make. The one I deem the winner earns my approval. Yep. You read that correctly. (What, you think I have a budget for dollar store prizes?) Impress me, kids. (All three of you that will participate).

Let’s See What Happens
Sur Le Quais
A Time for Singing
One More Walk Around the Garden
Do I Hear a Waltz?
I Wouldn’t Bet One Penny (special guest Victoria Clark)
My True Heart
Not on Your Nellie
All the Things You Are (orig. orch; special guest Kelli O’Hara)
Chain of Love/Reach Out medley
I Had a Ball
Bonus Track: “Duet for One”

I haven’t titled it, but can you guess from whence cometh these songs?

Official Press Release: "August" to Extend, Transfer to Music Box

AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY HAS A NEW HOME BEGINNING TUESDAY, APRIL 29th. NEWBLOCK OF TICKETS NOW ON SALE!*

100th Performance celebration this Wednesday, February 20th*

AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY, Tracy Letts’ acclaimed play about the missing patriarch of an Oklahoma family, has found a new home right next door at the Music Box Theatre. The Steppenwolf production will play its last performance at The Imperial Theatre, Sunday, April 20th at 3:00PM and will reopen at The Music Box Theatre Tuesday, April 29th at 7:30PM. At the February 20th matinee, the play will celebrate its 100th performance on Broadway.

Directed by Anna D. Shapiro, August: Osage County focuses on the Weston family of Pawhuska, Oklahoma. This “darkly funny family drama” was voted #1 play of the year by Time, “The Associated Press,” Entertainment Weekly, and “TimeOut New York.” Charles Isherwood of “The New York Times” called August: Osage County, “The most exciting new American play Broadway has seen in years.” Others agreed. Joe Dziemianowicz of “New York Daily News” says “Letts’ perspective is bracingly fresh. You’re laughing hysterically one minute and appalled the next.” Clive Barnes of “The New York Post” writes “August is One Hot Drama.” The original cast includes: Ian Barford, Deanna Dunagan, Kimberly Guerrero, Francis Guinan, Brian Kerwin, Dennis Letts, Madeleine Martin, Mariann Mayberry, Amy Morton, Sally Murphy, Jeff Perry, Rondi Reed, Troy West, Munson Hicks, Susanne Marley, Jay Patterson, Dee Pelletier, Molly Ranson, Aaron Serotsky and Kristina Valada-Viars. The designers are Todd Rosenthal (sets), Ana Kuzmanic (costumes), Ann Wrightson (lights), Richard Woodbury (sound) and David Singer (original music). August: Osage County performs Tuesday-Friday at 7:30PM, Matinees on Wednesday and Saturdays at 2:00PM, Saturdays at 8:00PM and Sundays at 3:00PM. Tickets can be purchased at Telecharge.com, or by calling (212)239-6200. Outside the NY Metro (800) 432-7250.The Imperial Theatre is located at 249 West 45th Street.The Music Box Theatre is located at 239 West 45th Street.

Happy Birthday, Patricia Routledge!

This site’s favorite musical theatre diva turns 79 today. With word from Variety that Trevor Nunn may be directing a revival of A Little Night Music for the Menier Chocolate Factory, wouldn’t she make a marvelous addition to the cast as Madame Armfeldt? I’d certainly cross the pond for that.

I listened to four different renditions of my much-loved “Duet for One” this afternoon (it even warranted a playlist on itunes) delivered by three noted sopranos. Patricia Routledge (at the world premiere performance in Philadelphia and several months later at the final performance in NY; with different versions of the song, the former of which has been reinstated as the official), June Anderson who recorded the First Lady for the CD premiere of Bernstein’s score A White House Cantata, and finally Judy Kaye who recorded the piece for the John McGlinn Broadway Showstoppers compilation CD. Anderson’s is pretty tepid; she has plenty of voice, but little humor and practically no personality. She barely even tried to delineate between the two first ladies. She’s also the only one out of the three who doesn’t cap off the end of the song on a high D above C (kudos to Pat and Jude for such prowess). For a famed coloratura soprano who has sung the roles of Cunegonde, The Queen of the Night and Lucia, among others, you’d think she’d be able to pop out a little old D. Hey June, I bet Renee would do it better. So there.

If I knew how to upload songs on here, I would.

Also, a special birthday shout out to Broadway and film legend (and first-time Oscar nominee) Hal Holbrook who is 83 today. I wish him luck at the Oscars. Though I love Bardem’s performance in No Country for Old Men and is a lock for the award, there is a small sentimental part of me rooting for Holbrook.

Once

Though everyone has been talking about the movie musical in terms of adaptations of Hairspray and Sweeney Todd (the former I have not seen in its entirety, the latter I loved), the low-budget and low-key Once is the best movie musical of 2007. I realize I make that statement and haven’t seen all of Hairspray but let’s face it, my statement is unlikely to change if I ever decide to watch the rest. I’d say since the serious re-emergence of the musical as a film genre with Moulin Rouge in 2001, this is probably the most affecting of all.

It seems that nothing in this film should succeed. It was made for practically no money; the plot is relatively simple and the two leads aren’t experienced actors. Nonetheless, the elements come together with quietly devastating results; thanks to the musical work of the two leads, The Frames frontman Glen Hansard and Czech musician Marketa Irglova (together, both composed the entire musical score, I might add). Writer-director John Carney manages to use their sincerity and musical skill to great advantage. The plot involves a husker-by-day, streetsinger-by-night with an incredible gift for songwriting who meets a rose-selling immigrant on the streets of Dublin. Together they share a kinship – no – passion (that word gets thrown around too much but its most appropriate in this case) for music. In a short span (the film covers about a week’s time), they come together and well, make beautiful music. Sorry, but there’s no other way of putting it without cheapening it. The songs string together the story, often commenting on the character’s emotions while underscoring onscreen action. From such simplicity comes rich dimension. The two leads have both gone on record saying that they probably won’t act again (pity); however, they have been nominated for the Best Song Oscar for “Falling Slowly,” the best song in the film.

This song is heard twice; once in its formative stages in the beginning of the film as he teaches her in a little music store. It was at this point of the film, I completely surrendered myself, and there was no return. Patient, well-paced and emotionally overwhelming, everything you need to know is expressed through the music. Add to that, it’s also one of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Yes, the songs are diegetic; they – and we – are aware they are singing. However, as we watch these collaborators express their heart and soul in their art, you almost forget they are singing, it’s that transportative. The creative bond that the two share transcends the usual sex-laden, superficial and supercilious sappiness that pervades most romantic films; for that emotional honesty I am nothing short of thankful. The film manages to accomplish much in terms of expression with a lack of pretention. I can’t wait to watch it again; I feel like the experience can only be enriched the second time around and I don’t think I’m wrong.

I haven’t been so moved by a score since I attended the opening night of The Light in the Piazza almost three years ago. I hope if and when you see this movie that you can have a fraction of the emotional response I have had. Duncan Sheik wishes he could write a contemporary score as effective as this.

My only qualm with the film? It was too short. But I must contradict myself by adding, if they made it any longer or bigger, it would destroy the charm and ambience. There have been films, plays and musicals that have ended and I’ve wondered what becomes of the characters post media res. Well, my curiosity for such information has never been more piqued. I want to know what becomes of these characters so badly. And I hope they never make a sequel; it’s that perfect.

I’m still a complete wreck two hours later.

Beloved Aunt

All the hoopla over Jane Fonda‘s on-air faux pas this morning not only had me in hysterics (Offended people: come on, you have to admit it’s pretty hilarious that it happened, especially on The Today Show. The only way it could have been better is if Katie Couric was conducting the interview) but got me to thinking about the use of language on TV and how certain words are off limits. Anyway, I want to say a quick word on her behalf. Ms. Fonda was not on the interview to offend anyone. In fact she was there with playwright Eve Ensler (whom some neanderthal credited as “playwrite” on the character generator) to promote the 10th anniversary of the V-Day movement; which began 2.14.98 with a benefit reading of The Vagina Monologues.

Anyway, while I think the word was probably better left unsaid, I do think that people shouldn’t really fly off the handle at her either. The word, as offensive as many find it, was actually being used in the context of a literary title; it so happens to be the title of the monologue she was asked to perform. It was also uttered in response to a question posed by Vieira about Fonda’s initial reticence to get involved with the play. Her response to Ensler was “I don’t think so. I’ve got enough problems.” It was funny, you have to admit to see Meredith Vieira trying in vain to maintain her poise; she was pretty stunned. About ten minutes later, Vieira apologized on behalf of NBC and Fonda for the slang term usage. And while I don’t suggest we all open up our windows and scream out every vaginal and penile euphemism at the top of our lungs (though the darker side of me giggles at the prospect), I hope that this slip-up today doesn’t overshadow what Ensler and her initiative is trying to accomplish: bringing about an end to violence against women worldwide.

I wonder, were people more offended when Diane Keaton casually dropped the word “Fuck” on Good Morning, America or by this morning’s incident? We certainly have some sassy older actresses making the talk show rounds these days. Better be ready on the censor button when Meryl Streep makes her next appearance on The View.

Anyway, I laugh because I’m reminded of a very special episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where I got the title for this post. In said episode, Larry promises to get an obituary in the paper for his wife’s recently deceased aunt. Well, you can figure out the rest, I’m sure. If not, watch it, it’s hilarious. There was also a pretty crazy 30 Rock episode that also dealt with this insult of insults. For those who are offended by said word, I am sorry. It is a word – and an offensive one – but there are worse things going on in the world that really should be commanding our attention at this time.

WGA Strike Ends!

After three months, the WGA members overwhelmingly voted to end their strike and return to work. Hopefully those powers that be can salvage the remnants of the season so we can have some new episodes of 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy and American Dad. Among all the other shows you all know and love too. It’s also nice to know that these crew members and production staff people who were laid off as a result of the strike will once again be employed. Also, they can get back to work on quality movies so we’re not stuck with complete dreck in the fall.

And the Oscars shall go on and it shall be a glorious night. I saw No Country for Old Men, the contender for Best Picture. I am so incredibly fascinated by Anton Chigurh and his portrayal by virtual Oscar-lock Javier Bardem. Such an interesting and subtle film, beautifully directed and written, with generally superb performances all around. The book by Cormac McCarthy goes more in depth in terms of the characterization of the Sheriff, but as an adaptation, it is incredibly faithful. More movies to see in the next couple of weeks. Plus, some more Oscar thoughts.

NCassidine Takes on "Applause"

NCassadine has provided ATC with yet another brilliant parody; this time taking on Applause at Encores! I hope he doesn’t mind my reposting it here. It’s pretty brilliant and hilarious.

COMPANY OF APPLAUSE
This is dusty and corny and dated
tired, forlorny and yes, overrated
Let’s revive!
Let’s revive!
Let’s revive!
This is rotten, forgotten, affected,
All of the numbers are over directed
Let’s revive!
Let’s revive!
Let’s revive!

CHRISTINE EBERSOLE
I wish I were home in Jersey
Chicken soup and cherry Halls ™
Maybe you can’t hear the lyrics
God I hope the curtain falls!

ALL
And this is silly and dripping with drama

CHRISTINE EBERSOLE
I can be Margo if Patti is Mama

ALL
Not an ounce of lust
Showing off the rust
Knowing that we must revive!

(generic 70s music)
CHRISTINE EBERSOLE shows up at the Monster.

GAY MEN and assorted VILLAGE PEOPLE
LITTLE EDIE!

CHRISTINE EBERSOLE
Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!

AUDIENCE GOES NUTS AT THE RECOGNITION OF A LINE FROM THE MOVIE!

ALL
Put down your torches, now that we’ve sung (eh, eh, eh, eh, eh) the famous line!
Put down your torches, follow the weird melodic line
Ensemble numbers, they could sure use a redesign.
Make the noise,
Just get past the bumpy line.

MEGAN SIKORA
What stops a show from workin’ out?
The flaws, the flaws.
Who has the plot? What’ve you got
but major flaws?
You’re rooting for Eve
then Bonnie’s the star
You never believe
what you’re watching
And now you’re plum distracted by
those glaring flaws
Casting’s a mess, book is a guess
but we refuse to distress cause
the words are sublime
now here comes the rhyme
The flaws! The flaws! The flaws!

The lights dim, and CHRISTINE EBERSOLE takes center stage.

CHRISTINE EBERSOLE

Welcome to the Encores!
to the clunkers, to the flops
where jokes are old and rather stale
where characters are hard to nail
and subtetly is all for naught
Now you’ve entered City Center
What an eyesore, it’s true
Legroom’s unheard of and
renovation’s overdue
But welcome, Erin Davie
past the garden we called grey
You’re on your path to bigger parts
Just learn to smile and win their hearts
You’ll be miscast but you’ll hit the charts
from New York to Santa Fe
So,welcome to the theatre
My dear, you’re on display!

Rifke! …and other anecdotes from my trip to "Applause"

I’ve had a taste of, the sound that says love… ApplauseHm. Roxie and I attended the final performance of the Encores! presentation of this 1970 Best Musical winner. It was a great afternoon. I watched the impressive natural wonder of a arctic cold front push across the Hudson River while I waited for the train. Wandered around the Times Square area with Roxeleh before the show. Had a most amusing dinner at a diner down the street from the City Center. The title of this post comes from a rather absurd moment where this woman sat next to us while we were eating. First off, as she was being handed the menu she asked the waitress what I was eating as if I wasn’t even there. Her voice was also at a volume where her entire conversation was privvy to the both of us. And let me just say hilarity ensued. The woman was in her sixties and sounded like Mae Questal with a post-nasal drip. Roxie and I burst into a quiet frenzies of hysterical laughter when the woman started talking about her Yiddish class to a random friend and went on about her classmate Rifke. “Oh my goodness, Rifke put down she was 24! Can you believe it?! Oh that Rifke!” Now those of you who are familiar with Fiddler on the Roof know that Rifke is the first recipient of “The Rumor.” But the combination of the elements led Roxie and I into hysterical fits of laughter. You had to be there, but it could possibly rival seeing Ms. Ebersole tear up the stage as the highlight of the day.

Anyway. Applause. You can see my previous post back in October about the guilty pleasure status of this score. Well. It was certainly a fun time. The show is rather poor in practically every way. Yes, I’m well aware that 20th Century Fox wouldn’t allow the musical theatre team to use any of the screenplay; yes, I’m aware that the 1970s was a different era, and contemporizing was the rage. But did no one stop to think that what they were writing was pretty much sub-par?

Pros:

Christine Ebersole. Yes, everything about her is true. She is a musical theatre diva with endless energy, voice, charisma, beauty and presence. Probably a whole slew of other things wondrous as well. Margo has never been more attractive and so relatable as she was last evening. For the first time, I felt “Hurry Back” worked. In the original production, it was performed as a part voice-over (what?!) and then Bacall, in her basement keys took over live. It just felt like dead weight that didn’t go anywhere. Ebersole brought it to life with a great deal of heart and some delightfully jazz vocals. Fortunately for the comfort of all in the house, the keys for Margo were brought up 4ths and 5th, allowing Ebersole her comfort belt and tones, which sold every number; especially her powerhouse rendition of the second-rate “Welcome to the Theatre” (if the first half of the lyrics were as good as the second half, I’d consider a change). And especially for someone who missed a great deal of the rehearsal time due to influenza, she scored big time and unlike Stokes in Kismet, I was able to forgive her reliance on the prompt book.
Mario Cantone. Playing the role of the sassy gay sidekick to the diva usually lends itself to caricature; but Cantone played Duane, Margo’s dresser as a friend and confidante who also just happened to be a very funny individual. Cantone’s exercise in restraint and nuance was much appreciated by those in attendance. You knew he cared for and protected Margo; and it showed with a very warm relationship between the two characters.
– The ensemble. They danced it up; especially the boys in “But Alive” who managed to send up the camp while delivering it. (Here’s the clip from the 1973 telecast with Bacall. Outrageous. http://youtube.com/watch?v=71dRwNTN69I). They brought down the house with the title song. They even managed to work with the dreck of “She’s No Longer a Gypsy,” the bizarre “Fasten Your Seatbelts,” and “Backstage Babble.”
Kate Burton. Who can do so much with so little. What a treat. And what a waste of a role. This woman deserves to be doing anything from Phyllis in Follies to Vera in Mame.
Michael Park and Tom Hewitt. In choice supporting roles as lover and producer of the star; they take a necessary backseat to the Margo-Eve story.
– The first act. It plays much smoother. What is bad, is at least enjoyable camp and therefore more amusing to watch and hear.
– The gentleman behind us who was so excited to see Christine Ebersole we thought he was going to have a diva fit. It was priceless. Especially Roxie’s enjoyment of the entire proceeding.
– The orchestra. They sounded phenomenal. Great sound, great musical direction and a great complement to the singers.

The In-Between:

Erin Davie. A fresh-faced delight from Grey Gardens; her best scenes were opposite Ebersole. However, I don’t think she was well-directed. She was too “Little Evie” for my liking. Noah was incredibly accurate in describing her “One Hallowe’en” as “Daddy’s Girl.”
Chip Zien. He’s rather annoying. But he wasn’t terrible.
– The midsection of the title song. It was cute, but it got cloying. They removed the original mid-section of the number with a send-up of various hit musicals by replacing lines with “applause.” Here, they did an Encores! best-of run-down, setting up a small gold proscenium and people performing snippets from a slew of musicals that have been done in recent years. A few of them were amusing, but come on. Also, he glaring anachronism of using “All That Jazz” and “Beautiful Girls” in a song that takes place in early ’71 was rather irritating. (Granted Follies was a few months away, but it’s highly doubtful this chorus boy would have been singing “Beautiful Girls” at this point). The original was also quite famous for its Oh, Calcutta! moment where the boys flashed their asses to the audience; something that was also telecast on the Tony’s in 1970 ON CBS!!!! (I’m surprised they got away with it).

Cons:

– The score. I’m sorry Sarah, in spite of occasionally amusing campy numbers, and one really good song (the title), this is the worst score of a Best Musical winner. Strouse and Adams have run the gamut – Bye Bye Birdie to Bring Back Birdie should say it all. The second act is particularly hideous (“One of a Kind” takes it cue from a coffee tagline; then crams too many words into too short a space and just kinda sits there awkwardly).
– The book. Jesus Christ. One of the greatest films ever. A pretty middling book. It lacks bite. It lacks character development; And it lacks a satisfying ending. In fact, the ending was a complete rushjob. Comden and Green have delivered class and wit in many of their shows; in spite of a few great one liners, they were not the people for this job. Certain characters (Karen, Buzz, etc) just lose so much in this translation.
– The second act. There is little to salvage even for a camp factor. And who the hell thought “Truman Capote’s balls” was a good idea for a lyric?
– The ending. A combination of the two previous entries. Not only was it rushed, it was unsatisfactory. All of a sudden everything was wrapped up; Eve was basically a kept woman by her producer and Margo decides to give up the theatre for marital bliss. WHAT? Well, at least that’s what came about from the terrible eleven o’clock number “Something Greater.” The hook: “There’s something greater.” I’m still not sure if it was intentional, but suddenly it feels as though the actress playing Margo is commenting on the song she’s singing… When you get the revelation that Margo wants to “be what to her man what a woman should be is something greater and finally that’s for me.” Horrible. When Encores! did Fiorello! in its first season, they revised the creaky “strikes me” line from “The Very Next Man.” Besides, someone as interesting and in love with theatre like Margo couldn’t possibly give up one for the other; but try to find a balance between the two. It’s not Bill would ever give up his directing career for her, so why would she not be the diva to her adoring public? Also, we lose the book-end effect of the flashback, where we come back to the awards and everyone gets in their parting shots (Bette Davis has what I think is the greatest exit line on film) and also the incredibly memorable final scene of poetic justice.
– Direction. I don’t think Kathleen Marshall showed up.
– Playbills. How could the City Center run out of Playbills for a 5 performance run? Most of the gallery received photocopied programs that you might get at an elementary school production. Fortunately Roxie spotted some while we were making a brief trip to the rear mezz to see Sarah and Kari. Though it felt like we were going to have to ward off the angry mob when we got back up after intermission.

Imagine if:

Arthur Laurents wrote the book, with Jule Styne and Bob Merrill providing the score. Perhaps Angela Lansbury was Margo Channing; we can keep Penny Fuller, who may be the definitive Eve; watch her on the telecast and prepare to be floored. She even, after the flashbacks, makes early Eve likable. Just throwing that out there….

Overheard while waiting for the train…. Three actors talking in Grand Central Station… “Oh my goodness, we just came from the final dress of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. It was embarassing. We couldn’t even stay for the third act.” Oh dear. Well, I guess I’ll find out for myself on March 12.