Cloris

The irrepressibly unstoppable Cloris Leachman seems about able to do or say anything. After bringing herself to the pop culture forefront in the last season of “Dancing With the Stars” with her outrageous antics, Leachman has just released her autobiography, Cloris. The book is a rather madcap retrospective about her life and career, which includes the pre-Broadway production of Come Back, Little Sheba, Shakespeare with Katharine Hepburn, a stint in South Pacific, one of the many mothers on TV’s “Lassie,” her Oscar-winning performance in The Last Picture Show, and of course her Emmy-winning turn as the balletic narcissist Phyllis Lindstrom on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” and the spin-off series “Phyllis.” Oh yeah, and all those Mel Brooks’ movies.

Cloris is never short of entertaining whether she’s recounting her experiences in various shows, musing over acting technique, discussing her friendship with Marlon Brando and the Kennedy clan, et al. She reveals a great deal of her close relationship with her always encouraging and free spirited mother and also her strained relationship with her seemingly distant father. College time at Northwestern University with classmates Charlotte Rae (whom she would later replace on TV in “The Facts of Life”) and Paul Lynde. Winning Miss Chicago and as a result winning third in the Miss America Pageant. Who knew that she was the one responsible for Julie Harris starring in I Am a Camera? There is a sense of bewildered honesty as if she can’t believe her own life either. She has fond memories raising her five children, and utter heartbreak at the devastating death of her son Bryan to drug addiction.

Leachman has written the book with her ex-husband, George Englund, with whom she maintains an incredibly close relationship. While a brisk read at 289 pages, the book is more ennervating for Cloris’ flighty stream of consciousness in relaying the facts of her life. It wouldn’t be Cloris if it weren’t in her charming, witty and bemused style. It’s worth picking up to have a glimpse at a show-biz legend showing no signs of slowing down and always looking for the next challenge. It sounds nuts, but I challenge her to take on the role of Violet Weston in August: Osage County. (If she can be swirled around a dance floor by her ankles, she can raise hell on those stairs).

Meanwhile, for the lovers of Mame and Jerry Herman out there, here is the title theme song of her show Phyllis, an amusing send-up of the musical’s title song.

Frau Cloris

Does anyone remember last summer when Young Frankenstein was making its preparations to open in Seattle? There was an industry reading of the show that featured the great Cloris Leachman in her original film role as Frau Blucher, whom everyone adored. However, Mr. Mel Brooks and his producers opted against casting her in the production.

From the 6/13/07 issue of the NY Post:

Broadway insiders told Page Six that Leachman had a “wonderful audition . . . She was involved in a workshop recently and everyone loved her . . . but it was obvious she was too old” to perform eight shows a week.

Brooks told Archerd, “We’re afraid the show might stop her – it could kill her . . . We don’t want her to die on stage.” Actually, that’s how most actors would like to expire.

One insider told us Leachman got the bad news via a letter. “She was told the producers wanted the stage version to differ from the film version,” the source reports. “She was very disappointed.”

“Cloris was absolutely up for the role,” said a friend of hers. “She’s healthy and she knows she can do it.”

A spokesperson for the production said, “Cloris was a very funny and game Frau Blucher in our reading, but in the end producers thought the physical demands of doing eight performances a week were too much to ask of her.”

Thing are a lot different for Young Frankenstein these days. The show proved not to be a critical or financial juggernaut like The Producers and was mostly snubbed by the Tony committee, receiving three nominations for its scenic design, Christopher Fitzgerald’s turn as Igor and Andrea Martin’s Frau Blucher. It seems producers have changed their tune as Mel Brooks has called Cloris to reprise her role of Frau Blucher in the musical.

From last night’s post-elimination interview from “Dancing with the Stars:

“Mel Brooks called me this morning in the bathtub. He wants me to go to Broadway and [reprise] my role in the musical ‘Young Frankenstein.’ We’re going to talk about it and figure it out.”

If anyone caught Cloris on television during the series, they know that she pretty defied everything the producers said about her being too old, with her formidable energy and unique comic timing put to good use, making her a fan favorite.

In my humble opinion, if Cloris Leachman is going to come back to Broadway, I think the producers of August: Osage County should scope her out to replace Estelle Parsons. Now wouldn’t that be something to see?